Sunday, 20 April 2014

Men wished we knew

As women we go through life thinking that we are  God's gift to men because we have  the  vaginas, the pillars of life and the  one thing almost  every man cannot live without.  Sorry to say though that some of us take this information (the one about us being so important that life as it is could not go on without us) so much to heart that after a while our men absolutely  and totally cannot stand to be around  us or listen to what we have to say.
This ladies is how to lose a good man in uniquely womanly ways:

1. Nagging and   nagging and nagging is  a definite  no no, no man wants a woman who is constantly chatting and nagging them about things they  haven't done, tasks they  haven't completed  and  objects they have forgotten  to replace.  Although sometimes  it's hard to  hold your tongues... ladies it's best to  just give a man a break and let him be, hopefully he'll get  the  jist.
2.Trying to change a man..  Boy oh boy are  we  ludacris, we pick up a man child and think  to ourselves oh  all he  needs is  a little work...  Utter rubbish; men cannot be  changed  and  will resent you  for trying though  you  might have their best interests at heart.
3. Cook book recipe  book  you waan live a restaurant  an come dun man bank book....  Bloodseed .....  No  man wants a cupsoup  chef,  men love a woman who can cook  and bake and mek dem lick all him knee back  but mess up an try to tell man bout  KFC and China jade every night and you may be alone before you  know  it.
4. If you continuously compare your man to your previous mate he might just run u and tell you to go search  for him.  Men appreciate  a helpful  reprimand and have no problem being told respectfully where they are falling short but if every thing is compared to how Joe did it and how Joe used to say it and how Joe wanted it u may be left without Joe or ur current  Mr. GRIND.
5. Looking like a piece a dirty car rag is acceptable  when your gardening  or if like me you just had a kitchen marathon n your covered  in every ingredient you used but it's not by any means an acceptable  household look.  We should  remember that men appreciate  a nice clean woman who smells just as good as she looks...  Keep yourself pretty nuh leggo u body because the second you start with that crap he'll start looking over  the fence.
6. Never knowing anything about anything annoys a man no end.  Yes he likes being your knight in shining armour but puppa jesas gal how u fi  nuh know nutten at all.  Know where  your garage is, know how to  buy parts at the shop  n know how to run weh a bwoy when him a put argument  to you n you have you good good man a yard.... 
7. Don't beg beg...  Ambulance  girls your time has ended. If your constantly  begging your man for things and have nothing meaningful to add to the relationship  then you will be left.  A man appreciates  a woman who can pull her own weight and contribute  when needed especially in this hard and harsh economic  time.
8.  Lastly if you want to loose you man forget this one cardinal rule.....  Lady in the streets freak wherever (forget  sheets they are outdated)  him want it.  Men love and will cherish a woman who knows how to be a proper lady when she is in public but is his own personal  pinky, Kim kardashian,  Pamela Anderson and dominatrix all wrapped up in one,  He loves when you are able to be that for him and only him. Some women  get it backwards n show trampy behaviour on public and get left out in the cold...  Cover the man's goods and leave certain behaviour  fah behind closed  doors...  Forget that and get left.

Some people  may forget these simple things and get left and some may question my knowledge but I'm  surrounded  by men who I speak to, I have brothers and I listen...
As sis Shields always seh: '' Mercy... Who have ears to hear let him hear''