As women we go through life thinking that we are God's gift to men because we have the vaginas, the pillars of life and the one thing almost every man cannot live without. Sorry to say though that some of us take this information (the one about us being so important that life as it is could not go on without us) so much to heart that after a while our men absolutely and totally cannot stand to be around us or listen to what we have to say.
This ladies is how to lose a good man in uniquely womanly ways:
1. Nagging and nagging and nagging is a definite no no, no man wants a woman who is constantly chatting and nagging them about things they haven't done, tasks they haven't completed and objects they have forgotten to replace. Although sometimes it's hard to hold your tongues... ladies it's best to just give a man a break and let him be, hopefully he'll get the jist.
2.Trying to change a man.. Boy oh boy are we ludacris, we pick up a man child and think to ourselves oh all he needs is a little work... Utter rubbish; men cannot be changed and will resent you for trying though you might have their best interests at heart.
3. Cook book recipe book you waan live a restaurant an come dun man bank book.... Bloodseed ..... No man wants a cupsoup chef, men love a woman who can cook and bake and mek dem lick all him knee back but mess up an try to tell man bout KFC and China jade every night and you may be alone before you know it.
4. If you continuously compare your man to your previous mate he might just run u and tell you to go search for him. Men appreciate a helpful reprimand and have no problem being told respectfully where they are falling short but if every thing is compared to how Joe did it and how Joe used to say it and how Joe wanted it u may be left without Joe or ur current Mr. GRIND.
5. Looking like a piece a dirty car rag is acceptable when your gardening or if like me you just had a kitchen marathon n your covered in every ingredient you used but it's not by any means an acceptable household look. We should remember that men appreciate a nice clean woman who smells just as good as she looks... Keep yourself pretty nuh leggo u body because the second you start with that crap he'll start looking over the fence.
6. Never knowing anything about anything annoys a man no end. Yes he likes being your knight in shining armour but puppa jesas gal how u fi nuh know nutten at all. Know where your garage is, know how to buy parts at the shop n know how to run weh a bwoy when him a put argument to you n you have you good good man a yard....
7. Don't beg beg... Ambulance girls your time has ended. If your constantly begging your man for things and have nothing meaningful to add to the relationship then you will be left. A man appreciates a woman who can pull her own weight and contribute when needed especially in this hard and harsh economic time.
8. Lastly if you want to loose you man forget this one cardinal rule..... Lady in the streets freak wherever (forget sheets they are outdated) him want it. Men love and will cherish a woman who knows how to be a proper lady when she is in public but is his own personal pinky, Kim kardashian, Pamela Anderson and dominatrix all wrapped up in one, He loves when you are able to be that for him and only him. Some women get it backwards n show trampy behaviour on public and get left out in the cold... Cover the man's goods and leave certain behaviour fah behind closed doors... Forget that and get left.
Some people may forget these simple things and get left and some may question my knowledge but I'm surrounded by men who I speak to, I have brothers and I listen...
As sis Shields always seh: '' Mercy... Who have ears to hear let him hear''